Fry wants to tell a story. And coz this is Fry's bloggy, Fry will!

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A long time ago in a McDonald's far, far away....

Star Fries

Episode IV

A New Fry

It is a period of civil war.
Rebel fries, striking
from a different frier, have won
their first victory against the
evil Galactic Fry Warmer.

During the battle. Rebel
spies managed to steal secret
plans to the Fry Warmer's
ultimate weapon. The MICROWAVE,
an armored station with enough
power to make all fries smooshy.

Pursued by the Fry Warmer's sinster agents,
Princess Fry Girl races home aboard her starfry,
custodian of the stolen plans that can
save her fries and restore freedom
to the crisper....

R2pota2, and C3FryO run for cover as the evil spudtroopers board their starfry.
C3FryO, being the scaredy-fry that he is said how they were DOOMED! And worried that the Princess would not make it out alive! C3FryO is a chicken fry, but R2pota2 is brave and moves right across the hallway where the spudtroopers are fighting the rebel fries.


As the spudtroopers easily kill the rebel fries, Darth Tater arrives
and grabs a rebel fry to question him. When the rebel fry refuses to tell him what he wants to know, Darth Tater smooshes him and drops him like a hot potato!The spudtroopers try to pretend that they aren't scared, but you know that they are coz they don't want to get smooshed too.




Meanwhile, some other spudtroopers notice Princess Fry Girl, who shoots at them with her Po Ta To, but only hits one and so another one stuns her
with a frygun. Poor Princess Fry Girl falls down, and the spudtroopers take her to Tater. She refuses to tell him where the plans for the evil MICROWAVE are hidden. So Tater orders the spuds to put her in a cell.



R2pota2 and C3FryO escape in a nugget box. R2 tells FryO that he has a secret mission. FryO thinks that R2 is weird but R2 doesn't care. Reluctantly, FryO agrees to go with him. R2 would have smacked FryO if he had arms, but he doesn't so he beeped a lot and rolled out of the box when it landed.

Luke Frywalker and his uncle have decided that they need new worker fries, so they go out to buy them from the Walfry down the road. When Luke takes the R2 and C3FryO to clean them up, the R2 explodes! So C3FryO tells Luke that R2pota2 is a really good worker fry, and Luke's uncle buys him instead.

Luke takes the two worker fries back to his house and puts them in some fresh oil to make them crispy. As he is cleaning R2pota2, he has to bring out the potato scrubber coz he is extra dirty. Luke pushes a button and some kind of tv show of Princess Fry Girl comes on.

"Help me On'ion Kenofry. You're my only hope!"

When Luke tries to get R2 to replay the show, R2 plays like a stupid fry and says he dunno what message Luke is talking about. FryO tells R2 that he is a bad fry coz he knows that he has a DVR built in, that Luke is his new master and he should listen to him. R2 doesn't care and still plays dumb. Luke, mad at the worker fry, storms off because all that work made him hungry, and he has to have dinner anyway. While he is gone, R2 sneaks off to hunt for On'ion, who he says is his master....

(...to be continued)