Home Fry!

Fry bought a home! Fry wanted to move out of the restaraunt and get his own crispy place, so he bought a little chapel. It has an altar and a big deep dark underground place with a stone bed!

Fry hides in the altar though coz sometimes there are scary noises. Fry moved in his ketchup and sometimes he's sizzly there. Autumn came to visit and so did the High Priestess!! They both gave Fry pressies coz he got his new chapel. Fry calls it the Chapel of Fry.

Now Fry gets to go and buy really big things to sit on coz big people can't fit in his ketchup bottle like Fry can.

McPets

Fry likes pets.
That's Frydoggy there between the Donutdoggy and the Smileydoggy, and McCheesedoggy is on the end!

Happy Fry Day

Fry was going to keep telling the story about the star fries, but Fry got bored. Mebbe Fry will tell the rest later when Fry is bored with other stuff! Fry thinks Luke is whiny anyway. If Fry were a jedfry, he would take his light sabre and smoosh Luke with it when he whines.

Fry has been pretty crispy lately. Po Ta To Three and Fry went hunting. and Po Ta To was shooting the fries in the head with taters. That makes Fry happy coz then Fry doesn't get smooshed and his ketchup doesn't leak all over.

Fry likes to be crispy.

Part Three: Hiring a Sponge

Luke, On'ion and the robofries get onto Luke's sponge and slide across the floor, waaaaaaaaaaay far to the sink. Some spudtroopers are stopping sponges there and asking all kinda questions. Luke is scared! On'ion doesn't look scared tho. They slide up to the spudtroopers who ask them how long they have had their robofries. Luke lies, and said that he had them for a while. The one spudtrooper asks to see their wrappers. Eek!

On'ion waves his hand and tells the spudtrooper that he doesn't. And that silly spudtrooper just nods and says that they can go! On'ion used a jedfry mind trick!

"You don't need to see our wrappers"



Luke was like all "Wow!" coz they let them go, and he didn't know how that happened. On'ion was all sizzly about it coz he knew he done it. He told Luke that the force can do lots of really neat stuffs like that. Then they went over to the underside of the sink and into the cabinet door.

The guy on the inside didn't like the robofries, so Luke told them to wait outside by the sponge. On'ion said that he knew a fry that could take them to where the princess is -- the Theygoby system. Luke didn't even know where that was! On'ion said that it was waaaaaaaay down the floor and around the bend and there was a stool and a really high window, and stuff.

Luke and On'ion went over to the bar to get a drink and some mean fry came up to Luke and was picking on him. On'ion got in front of Luke and told the mean fry to stop it, but he wouldn't! He pulled out a potato gun! On'ion took out his lightsabre and chopped off the guy's arm, and then looked around with that 'I WIN!' look on his face. Everyone just went back to ignoring them coz they were all scared now.

They walked over to the wall and there was a big fry standing there. On'ion nodded to him and Luke was scared. On'ion said his name was Chewycookie, and he was first fry on a sponge that would take them to the princess. So Luke was ok with that.

The three fries walked over to a box and there was a fry sitting there. Chewy let out a grunty noise and sat down next to the fry, and then Luke and On'ion sat down too. The other fry said his name was Hash Brown, and that his sponge was the fastest on the floor! Luke thought he was being silly, but Hash said that he wasn't. On'ion asked him how fast and he said that he once slid across the entire floor in like 5 seconds or something. On'ion thought that was cool and said that they'd hire him.

(...to be continued)

Part II: The On'ion and the Frywalker

Luke Frywalker and C3FryO set out to find R2pota2, who has rolled away to find his former master On'ion Kenofry. Tho FryO insists that R2 is crazy coz he dunno On'ion. Luke is mad coz he has to go out in the open floor to search for R2.



So they jump on Luke's sponge and slide along the floor until they hit a table leg. They decide that they're gonna get out and search under the table and back in the corner where the sponge don't reach.

Luke gets out and looks around and thinks he sees something way down the other end, so he hides behind a table and pulls out his Happy Meal Binocular toy and takes a better look.

"Dust bunnies!"

Before he can do anything, he's attacked and knocked unconscious! The turn to attack the robofries, but a mysteryfry comes out of the shadows and scares off the dust bunnies, saving the robofries and Luke!

R2, hiding in the corner, beeps with fear, but the mysteryfry reveals himself to be old Bean Kenofry, a hermit that lives over under the fridge. Some fries say that he's a crazy fry, but he's just a little off coz he lives under the fridge for so long.

They all go back to old Bean's place and play some Go Fish. Luke tells Bean about the tv show R2 showed him yesterday. And that the princess in the show was asking for an On'ion Kenofry. And that R2 says he belongs to him. On'ion says he don't remember having a robofry, but hey if its free, ok!

Old Bean tells Luke that he is On'ion Kenofry! Luke gets those big eyes that you get when you just saw your Christmas present. On'ion says he was a jedfry knight and that he knew Luke's daddy. Luke can't believe it! Then On'ion gives Luke his daddy's lightsabre. Luke turns it on and swings it around some coz it makes a neat "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" and swishes.

Luke asks On'ion to tell him about his daddy. On'ion says that his daddy was killed by a jedfry that was tricked by the dark side!

On'ion turns to R2 and says he wants to watch the tv show. R2 plays it for him. See? He was lyin' yesterday. On'ion says to Luke that they have to go waaaay over to the other side of the floor, to the far off metal bin. And they they must leave soon! Luke doesn't wanna go tho, he says he has to go home to his uncle and that he will take him down to the end of the table.

Luke goes home and finds his aunt and uncle have gotten smooshed while he was gone. So he goes back to On'ion and is really sad and says he'll go now coz he doesn't have nothing left at home....

(...to be continued)

Fry wants to tell a story. And coz this is Fry's bloggy, Fry will!

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A long time ago in a McDonald's far, far away....

Star Fries

Episode IV

A New Fry

It is a period of civil war.
Rebel fries, striking
from a different frier, have won
their first victory against the
evil Galactic Fry Warmer.

During the battle. Rebel
spies managed to steal secret
plans to the Fry Warmer's
ultimate weapon. The MICROWAVE,
an armored station with enough
power to make all fries smooshy.

Pursued by the Fry Warmer's sinster agents,
Princess Fry Girl races home aboard her starfry,
custodian of the stolen plans that can
save her fries and restore freedom
to the crisper....

R2pota2, and C3FryO run for cover as the evil spudtroopers board their starfry.
C3FryO, being the scaredy-fry that he is said how they were DOOMED! And worried that the Princess would not make it out alive! C3FryO is a chicken fry, but R2pota2 is brave and moves right across the hallway where the spudtroopers are fighting the rebel fries.


As the spudtroopers easily kill the rebel fries, Darth Tater arrives
and grabs a rebel fry to question him. When the rebel fry refuses to tell him what he wants to know, Darth Tater smooshes him and drops him like a hot potato!The spudtroopers try to pretend that they aren't scared, but you know that they are coz they don't want to get smooshed too.




Meanwhile, some other spudtroopers notice Princess Fry Girl, who shoots at them with her Po Ta To, but only hits one and so another one stuns her
with a frygun. Poor Princess Fry Girl falls down, and the spudtroopers take her to Tater. She refuses to tell him where the plans for the evil MICROWAVE are hidden. So Tater orders the spuds to put her in a cell.



R2pota2 and C3FryO escape in a nugget box. R2 tells FryO that he has a secret mission. FryO thinks that R2 is weird but R2 doesn't care. Reluctantly, FryO agrees to go with him. R2 would have smacked FryO if he had arms, but he doesn't so he beeped a lot and rolled out of the box when it landed.

Luke Frywalker and his uncle have decided that they need new worker fries, so they go out to buy them from the Walfry down the road. When Luke takes the R2 and C3FryO to clean them up, the R2 explodes! So C3FryO tells Luke that R2pota2 is a really good worker fry, and Luke's uncle buys him instead.

Luke takes the two worker fries back to his house and puts them in some fresh oil to make them crispy. As he is cleaning R2pota2, he has to bring out the potato scrubber coz he is extra dirty. Luke pushes a button and some kind of tv show of Princess Fry Girl comes on.

"Help me On'ion Kenofry. You're my only hope!"

When Luke tries to get R2 to replay the show, R2 plays like a stupid fry and says he dunno what message Luke is talking about. FryO tells R2 that he is a bad fry coz he knows that he has a DVR built in, that Luke is his new master and he should listen to him. R2 doesn't care and still plays dumb. Luke, mad at the worker fry, storms off because all that work made him hungry, and he has to have dinner anyway. While he is gone, R2 sneaks off to hunt for On'ion, who he says is his master....

(...to be continued)

Doomsfry

Fry is feeling uncrispy. Fry was just sizzling along, minding his own busifries. Suddenly, Fry saw a Taco Bell(tm). Fry is afraid of Tacos. Fry was once kidnapped by a group of beans when he was little and they tried to hide him in a chicken taco. They liked to pick on Fry because he was just a shoe-string tater when he was growing up.

Fry cried and cried when he was stuffed in the taco. Fry was sure that he was doomed. DOOMED! Doomed to mash in a chicken taco! Not even a good taco! Fry would rather be with some spanish rice. Fry goes good with some guacamole too.

Fry gets scared whenever he sees Taco Bell(tm). They don't like fries there. Fry tries to run past them but sometimes he trips because he has big shoes and sometimes because his hair gets in his eyes and he can't see.

Fry thinks that he will go and hide in McDonalds(tm) where he is safe and sizzly. Fry likes it there because they have a party in the frier when the peoplefries leave. Fry gets to get super crispy! Fry likes to be crispy.