McPets

Fry likes pets.
That's Frydoggy there between the Donutdoggy and the Smileydoggy, and McCheesedoggy is on the end!

Happy Fry Day

Fry was going to keep telling the story about the star fries, but Fry got bored. Mebbe Fry will tell the rest later when Fry is bored with other stuff! Fry thinks Luke is whiny anyway. If Fry were a jedfry, he would take his light sabre and smoosh Luke with it when he whines.

Fry has been pretty crispy lately. Po Ta To Three and Fry went hunting. and Po Ta To was shooting the fries in the head with taters. That makes Fry happy coz then Fry doesn't get smooshed and his ketchup doesn't leak all over.

Fry likes to be crispy.

Part Three: Hiring a Sponge

Luke, On'ion and the robofries get onto Luke's sponge and slide across the floor, waaaaaaaaaaay far to the sink. Some spudtroopers are stopping sponges there and asking all kinda questions. Luke is scared! On'ion doesn't look scared tho. They slide up to the spudtroopers who ask them how long they have had their robofries. Luke lies, and said that he had them for a while. The one spudtrooper asks to see their wrappers. Eek!

On'ion waves his hand and tells the spudtrooper that he doesn't. And that silly spudtrooper just nods and says that they can go! On'ion used a jedfry mind trick!

"You don't need to see our wrappers"



Luke was like all "Wow!" coz they let them go, and he didn't know how that happened. On'ion was all sizzly about it coz he knew he done it. He told Luke that the force can do lots of really neat stuffs like that. Then they went over to the underside of the sink and into the cabinet door.

The guy on the inside didn't like the robofries, so Luke told them to wait outside by the sponge. On'ion said that he knew a fry that could take them to where the princess is -- the Theygoby system. Luke didn't even know where that was! On'ion said that it was waaaaaaaay down the floor and around the bend and there was a stool and a really high window, and stuff.

Luke and On'ion went over to the bar to get a drink and some mean fry came up to Luke and was picking on him. On'ion got in front of Luke and told the mean fry to stop it, but he wouldn't! He pulled out a potato gun! On'ion took out his lightsabre and chopped off the guy's arm, and then looked around with that 'I WIN!' look on his face. Everyone just went back to ignoring them coz they were all scared now.

They walked over to the wall and there was a big fry standing there. On'ion nodded to him and Luke was scared. On'ion said his name was Chewycookie, and he was first fry on a sponge that would take them to the princess. So Luke was ok with that.

The three fries walked over to a box and there was a fry sitting there. Chewy let out a grunty noise and sat down next to the fry, and then Luke and On'ion sat down too. The other fry said his name was Hash Brown, and that his sponge was the fastest on the floor! Luke thought he was being silly, but Hash said that he wasn't. On'ion asked him how fast and he said that he once slid across the entire floor in like 5 seconds or something. On'ion thought that was cool and said that they'd hire him.

(...to be continued)