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Fry went and visited Nadia and Joel last night. Fry brought food because Fry's momtato always said that fries should take gifts to houses, so Fry did!
Fry hopes that food was a good gift.

Fry had on his Grimace disguise again but everyfry knew that it was Fry because it was WAY too big for Fry! Fry didn't mind. Fry was showing the policefries in pittsburgh Po Ta To Three. They didn't like it and they shot at Fry! So Fry smooshed them. Fry don't like policefries. Fry thinks that they are mean and like to pick on small fries.

Disguising the Fry

Today Fry was sneaking around and found a grimace disguise so he put it on! Fry was almost swallowed up by it because it was so BIG, but Fry liked it and kept it anyway. Then Fry got chased by a horse! Fry don't like horses because horses like fries!
Fry bribed him with his chocolate milkshake bath and the horse stopped chasing. Then Fry ran really fast and really far and got tired.

Fry thinks maybe it was the grimace suit but Fry dunno.

Fry met the Arjuna and tried to show him his new Po Ta To Three. Fry don't think he liked it because he threw Fry down to the ground so Fry smooshed him!

Fry has to stick up for his Po Ta To.

Ya.

the Tao of Fry

Fry is bored today. Fry was sizzling in the heat of Iraq and trying to convince Fatima that selling fries was smart business when he just sat down and decided he was bored.

Fry does that sometimes. Fry dunno why. Yesterday Fry was showing Hester Prynne his new Po Ta To Three but she didn't like it when it shot her in the eye with a potato. Fry ran really far away. Because when you shoot somebody in the eye with a potato, you should make sure that their boyfry isn't around so they don't smoosh you.

Fry learned this lesson yesterday.

Those Great Golden Arches in the Sky

Fry is in mourning for Po Ta To Too. It blew up today! It was just a baby! Only 4 days old! Fry was going to hold a memorial for it, since it was so small. But Fry didn't have any pictures.

So, now Fry has Po Ta To Three. Fry hopes that his new potato gun lives longer.

The Art of Po Ta To

Fry likes chocolate. Fry sometimes takes a bath in chocolate shake! Don't think Fry is weird, he's not! But sometimes Fry gets cold in the shake.

Last week, Fry's potato gun exploded! Fry was very sad. It was Fry's favorite gun! But Joel and Nadia were very nice fries and helped Fry get a new tater gun. Fry named it Po Ta To Too since Fry's first gun was named Po Ta To. So now Fry is very crispy again. Yay!

Fry forgets if he thanked Joel and Nadia. Thanks Joel and Nadia! Oh, and *Fry tickles the baby fry*

Okie Fry has to go and play with Po Ta To Too now. *beam*

Sly Fry

Sometimes Fry likes to hide. But not when he falls into a seat and can't get out. That isn't hiding. That's scary. Fry don't like it. Fry got to be a Friar yesterday!

Fry knows that his blue hair gives him away but at least his hair isn't GREEN!
Green Fry Guy is Fry's brother. So is Red Fry Guy. They have ugly hair. Fry likes his! But Fry forgot what he was saying...

Maybe Fry will remember later.

Crispiness!

Fry thought that he would make one of these blog things so that all the other fries out there could see what goes on inside Fry's head!
Though, other fries might get scared. Fry's head is creapy and crispy.

So Fry has warned you all! You just may not be crispy enough to handle Fry's sizzleness.